In the interests of fairness, I have run a Dissociated Press on my own Usenet postings. Frankly, the result is not flattering and it certainly doesn't read as well as the James S. Harris dissociated page.
Clearly, there are still some issues in the randomizer I use in my Dissociation algorithm. It is obviously biased towards selecting insulting writing, so that I come of more churlish, hostile even, than I really am. I am a much cheerier Usenet poster than this page shows, honest I am. And anyway, it's not my fault that all those other guys on Usenet are morons, idiots, rubes and ne'er-do-wells.
Well, anyway, this rage thing is between me and my therapist. We'll work it out. In the meantime: here are my unexpurgated dissociated postings.
JFH Writes Nothing Like This.(There are a few who *should* fail, perhaps, but I don't know how Opera works, but I assume Tim does. Er, I guess. Trivially, we can prove Ay yey. It is inconsistent. Axiom 7 proves every set is non-empty. By a well-known property of N, every non-empty subset of N has a least element. In this case, it would be inconsistent to construct a proper superset containing them. But, of course, the naturals are only unbounded by subsets of N. They aren't unbounded simpliciter. Only because the anti-Cantorian Defense League is on vacation. Let me see if I understand you correctly. * There is nowhere that the "Re:" tag? There is nowhere that the successor of 0 is not 0. Of course, a dictionary is not a contradiction, since a contradiction is true. Nonetheless, a paradox is not an initial segment, then we're okay. But if we say that a certain contradiction is true. Probabilities usually apply to "crisp" or boolean predicates: things which will either be true or not, but the rest isn't.) You must appear in dozens of bibliographies. Or do you mean, "world's foremost unrecognized authority"? Should "self-proclaimed" be somewhere in that title? Or just f(x) = 0, since other constants can be had via composition with the successor. Maybe so. Well, more than a knighthood. |
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